I have a black belt in origami. In fact, I don’t even have a black belt in origami. I have a black belt in sitting on my couch, watching daytime television and dissecting performances of B-movies. Maybe playing a bit of X-Box. That’s about the wizardry of my athleticism.
Tom Hardy talking about how incredibly athletic he is. Reason no. 98368266 why I don’t think he’s likely to do a REAL boxing match. Maybe in a Wii game? *g*